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I’ve been a Sims fan for a long time, and I’ve always been a fan of creating big families and trying to control them all. So, what better way to do this than play a fundie family? 

This blog contains various fundie families and their stories, from Sims 2, 3 and 4. There are also some non-fundie Sim families included. It also has a few of my short stories, entirely non-Sims related, about a normal family who encounters some of our beloved (ahem) fundies in various situations, including at Wa-La Diner. 

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Williams Family Part Two: The Family Expands

Michael decided that he wanted to be the one to potty-train Rebecca, so he plonked her down on the potty and waited.  Bella popped over for a visit. "Hey, congratulations on your newest addition!" she said. "Thank you. I know Rebecca will be a great big sister." "What did you call this little one?" "We called him Joseph." "Oh, that's a great name. I've got two myself, Cassandra and Alexander." Two children, the average family. I hoped that the Lord would
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Williams Family Part Three: More Kids Than Parts

At the end of the last part, Lisa had just given birth to baby #3, Elizabeth, and Rebecca had become a child.  Joseph was rather stinky, so I was only too happy to give him a bath. He was such a sweet little kid.  I like to try and feed my family a healthy diet, and I also like to make use of leftovers. With this in mind, Rebecca ate some leftover grilled fruit for breakfast before school. Both Michael and I had been homeschooled as children. I had been prepared to hom
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Williams Family Part Six: TWINS

At the end of part 5, Lisa had just found out that she was going to be doubly blessed - she was expecting TWINS!  *** Just a screenshot of the upstairs extension, with a girls' room, boys' room and bathroom. Back to the usual first-person (Lisa's POV) narration... I always love it when my kids play together! Elizabeth and Naomi love playing at the dollhouse. Rebecca is a great musician, and loves practising her violin. We converted the old boys' room into a m
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Williams Family Part Seven: A New Season of Life... No More Babies or Toddlers

At the end of the last part, Lisa had recently given birth to twin girls, Bethany and Susanna. *** Rebecca is such a helpful young lady! Being able to cook will stand her in great stead when it comes to marriage and having children. I know my athletics outfit isn't the most modest, hence why I exercise indoors. The twins are such sweet blessings! It can be difficult looking after the two of them, but I know God wouldn't give me more than I can handle. Bethany's in
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Williams Family Part Four: They Just Keep Coming

Having been blessed with four pregnancies so far, I had gained a little weight. I also hadn't had much time to exercise and keep fit, so I decided to have a go on the treadmill. Household chores aren't just for girls you know! Elizabeth had made a bit of a mess with the potty, and Joseph decided to clean it up. Such a good kid! As our kids were going to public school, we naturally required that they worked hard and did their homework.  And... baby #5 was on its w
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Williams Family Part Five: We're Gonna Need An Extension

At the end of Part 4, Lisa had just given birth to baby #5, Andrew. *** As space was now rather at a premium, we purchased a bunk bed for the girls' room.  My garden plants needed weeding, so I got going that evening whilst whistling my favourite hymn. Once all the older children had gone off to school... Success! Baby #6 was on the way! Meanwhile, little Andrew became a toddler. We love you, Andrew! Baby #6 turned out to be... ano
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Williams Family Part Eight: Courtship and Marriage and Kids

This part will be narrated by Rebecca. I've skipped a few days; the main thing that happened was them moving to Henford-on-Bagley. *** I decided to form a club for musicians. Most of the members were female, although I had invited one male to the club. At our first meeting, he introduced himself as Alex Miller. As I got chatting to him, Elizabeth joined our conversation; I definitely had a bit of a crush on Alex, and Mum and Dad had emphasised to us about the importance of a chaperoned
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Wa-La Diner, Part Two

“Well, I recently began a courtship,” she said, the pitch of her voice increasing. “Oh, just like my daughter here,” I said, pointing to Faye. “Well, I’ll be sure to pray for you.” “Thank you!” said Grace. “What would like for your main course?” “I will have the Tater Tot Casserole,” I replied. “Jessica?” “I’ll go for the Chickenetti,” Jessica replied. “And you, young man?” Grace asked Charlie. “Oh… umm… I’ll have a burrito, please,” Charlie said. “And I will h
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Wa-La Diner, Part One

A while ago we came up with ideas for a potential fundie-themed restaurant. I decided to write a story featuring the Masons and a visit to said restaurant. Families are referred to, although not by name.  “Mom. Mom. Have you seen what’s in the newspaper?” Faye was running into the living room, waving a copy of our local paper wildly. “No, you’ve been reading it all morning. What?” “There’s a new restaurant opening. It’s called Wa-La Diner and it’s run by a fundamentalist Chri
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Wa-La Diner Revisited, Part Two: The Meal

"Dude... what is up with all these random lace doilies..." Marissa wondered aloud.  Annie explained. "She sounds nuts," Marissa said. "Oh, that's only the surface," Faye replied drily. Anna returned, with a sheaf of menus. As she walked away again, I noticed that she had a silver ring on her left hand. "Big Salad?" Marissa asked. "Garnished with raw egg dressing," Annie said. Marissa gagged. "Seriously?" she exclaimed. She glanced at the menu with a look of dis
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Wa-La Diner Revisited, Part Three: Close Encounters of the Fundie Kind

The Taylors finished their nasal singing at around the same time as we finished our main course. I could feel the grease around my mouth.  "Christ on a cracker, fundies eat this stuff all the time?" Marissa asked, wiping her mouth with a paper napkin. "Not all of them, some are very into healthy eating," Annie replied.  "Dessert, anyone?" I asked. "Yeah, why not," Faye said. "It's not that bad, actually," she added, mainly for Annie and Marissa's benefit. Anna came back.
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Wa-La Diner Revisited, Part One: The Set-Up

Clearly, this is not a fundie Sims post. This is going back to my parody fic, featuring the Mason family (mom Rebecca and daughters Jessica and Faye). Unlike previous entries, this is narrated by Jessica. Jessica has recently graduated from UCLA, and has recently begun studying at a graduate law school. Faye has embarked upon her junior year at UCSD, doing a political science degree. The family previously lived in the fictional town of Summer Springs in Kansas, but have now moved to San Francisc
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Unsure what to do

After I stopped playing with the Taylors the other day, I went to bed. Next time I tried loading Sims 2, the graphics had gone weird. The texture of the grass in the Sapphire Springs neighbourhood looked off, and then when I tried to make a new community lot the build/buy grid kept disppearing whenever I moved the mouse. Sims 3 was similarly fucked; the graphics settings had seemingly changed by themselves. After changing them back to how they were, suddenly the sound was crackly during the load
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They're Married!!!

The title is self explanatory... I've been mostly playing with the Bancrofts, mainly because I had the marriage storyline for Michael and I wanted to get that done and dusted before going to the Smiths.  Here's a photo of that all-important moment... THE FIRST KISS!!! I'll cover things properly later.  Madison has *temporarily* moved back into her parents' home, mainly for accountability reasons. Yes, I had moved Michael and Mary into the same house before marriage, but
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They're Engaged!!

Congratulations, Michael and Mary! As soon as Michael got back from his exam (he's now in the final semester of college), he invited Mary over. After a few romantic interactions (where they properly fell in love as opposed to just having a crush on one another), Michael decided to pop the question... and she said yes! "Mmm... she is such a Godly young woman. I love her dedication to the Lord... and her beautiful brown hair." "Oh, Mary, you are the most beautiful, Godly young
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The Whittakers Part 3: Cones of Shame

The Whittakers have a pretty big garden, and I've got a few catnip plants (you can't plant catnip in previous iterations of The Sims, only catnip toys). Here's Julia feeding Olly some homegrown catnip. I decided it was time to get the cats spayed/neutered. Lily was first up! She went into a special machine to have it done. She came out with a cone of shame. Poor kitty.  Thankfully the cone didn't last long! Little James decided he wanted to pet the cute kitty.
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The Whittakers Part 2: Expanding the Household

Last time we saw the Whittakers, it was late on Love Day. They managed all their traditions! This can be what happens when you eat ice cream... brain freeze! Uh oh, looks like Lily's frightened of the toilet. Poor kitty. Julia got pregnant!  This is the standard microscope in Sims 4... pretty huge! She needed to build some Fitness skill for work, so I sent her to the Movers and Shakers gym. This lot comes with a trainer, and you get a special mood
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The Sinclairs, Part Two: Yup, It's Diana

Sarah had always thought of herself as rather religious, but when she decided to read her Bible later that day, she felt convicted to become even more so.  She continued to enjoy caring for her livestock.  Caring for three toddlers was pretty exhausting, and Paul needed a lot of coffee. It was never any parent's favourite job, but Paul took on the task of potty training. Sarah also began to keep a Bible and prayer journal. (This is not a feature of the
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The Sinclairs, Part Three: Finally, A Boy.... And Then Another Girl

Diana loved her toddler playground! She was a very active kid and enjoyed playing outside. She also enjoyed learning about colours on the "Draw with Llama" toddler app. The Sinclairs were fine with their kids using technology as long as it was educational in some way. That Sunday was time for a church service. They dressed in their church best and went to Newcrest Baptist Church.  Back at home, Sarah was inspired to read her Bible. Even when she wasn't
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The Sinclairs, Part Six: A Girly Weekend

After school one day, Anna was delighted to see Samuel. Both sets of parents had agreed that front hugs were OK, as long as they didn't linger too long.  "How's school going?" Samuel asked. "Yeah, not too bad," Anna replied. "I like creative subjects best, particularly music." "I like history, but personally I prefer being active and getting outside. It's important to stay healthy," Samuel said. "I'm not much good at music; every time I try the violin it just sounds awfully screec
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The Sinclairs, Part Seven: A New Season of Life

Samuel, as well as his siblings Thomas and Jessica, had also recently become young adults. For Samuel, there was only one thing on his mind as he arrived at the Sinclairs' home one afternoon... "Mr Sinclair, I would like permission to marry your daughter, Anna. I feel the Lord has really brought us together." "Of course you may, young Samuel. You two are very happy together, and I also feel it's the Lord's will." "Thank you. Gosh, I was so nervous." "That's alright, Sam
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The Sinclairs, Part Four: Life with Six Kids

Soon it was Sunday again, and time for church. A few more people came along this time. They weren't dressed particularly modestly, but Paul decided he was OK with it for now. Perhaps if he could talk to these people, they could be gently persuaded into modest dressing.  (Accessory tops have been a freaking godsend for modesty purposes!) Later, Paul decided to attend a study group. Faith grew up, and became the second child to inherit Paul's blond hair. On Mo
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The Sinclairs, Part Five: A Potential Courtship

Anna had recently heard of a family who lived in Windenburg and had several children. She decided to form a Youth Fellowship Club so she could get to know them better.  "Hello, my name's Anna Sinclair," she said. "Hi, I'm Thomas Barker," said the guy with a green jacket. "These two are Samuel and Jessica. We're triplets." "Triplets? Wow," Anna replied.  "Yeah, it was pretty difficult for my parents when we were little," Thomas explained. "But obviously we can take care of our
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The Harpers, Chapter Two: New Season of Life

I felt weird thinking the phrase, but the early days of parenthood were a real baptism of fire. I knew a few other women who were having their first at around the same time as me, but I definitely felt "different" having two. There was also the fact that many people who were God-fearing Christians like us believed that women should do pretty much everything in terms of childcare, and the men just had to do stuff like lead family Bible time. Some had twins, but they weren't a couple's first child
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Taylors Week One: Instruments and Gardens and Babies

This couple is Melissa and Joey Taylor. Melissa wants to master all the music skills, and Joey wants to raise five children from babies to toddlers. Obviously he'll end up having more than this, but it's a start. They live in Appaloosa Plains. I tend to use this house in Pomona Promenade for my fundie families as it's big and cheap, with potential for expansion. You'll notice the stairs behind Melissa in the first photo; downstairs is the basement music room and upstairs are the children's rooms
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